February 2012
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a hand clapping rhyme i used to sing when i was 6
my boyfriend gave me an apple,
my boyfriend gave me a pear!
my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stair!
i threw him back his apple,
i threw him back his pear!
i threw him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down the stair!
i threw him over london,
i threw him over france!
i threw him over mexico and stamped his underpants!
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kiss her forehead while you squeeze her tits
Anonymous asked: you shouldn't use statcounter, it's naughty
Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?emmaorwhatever69 then sign up as ''emmaorwhatever69'' and view premium inbox
Anonymous asked: You are clearly not on your way to work in that photo.. You are standing in your room, posing (badly), taking selfies. Has it ever occurred to you how lame you are and how boring your life seems? No one cares. Yes I'm taking time out of my day to inform you of the above because I am so baffled by your blog.
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i’d be willing to put it out there that aesthetics denotes about 10% of my initial interest in someone, vocabulary around 50% and the person’s general approach and eye contact about 40%.
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”love sucks”, wah wah wah, fall inlove with yourself and quit moping about.
Anonymous asked: I think i have seen you in an amateur porno on tube8!
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you have to save yourself.
you have to save yourself.
Anonymous asked: What a cunty thing to say to someone visiting your tumblr. Horrible person.
nudes on the internet
there seems to be an interesting incongruence between what the majority of users think the internet is and what it is rapidly becoming. although my generation of users have grown up with the internet being primarily used as a leisure tool, the transition to the antithesis is undoubtedly the future. the introduction and exponential growth and success of web 2.0 and the complimentary ultra-media has...
comebackseason asked: Haha I feel terrible using the word 'faggot', I don't feel much better than that anon at the moment for using it but thanks for that, that was really cool. VIVA LOVE.
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do-not-want-deactivated20130410 asked: i enjoy your relevant and funny simpsons references greatly
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