April 2012
41 posts
b-k-o-b:
“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
coooool
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couples who talk exactly like one another
no.
emilyxoo replied to your post: taking nudes on photobooth and laughing out loud…
i would reblog u all over the net babe. think of the notes !!! ( do it hehehehee )
this cute lil rascal right here
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taking nudes on photobooth and laughing out loud at the controversy that would immediately, continuously and probably posthumously follow if i were to post them
Anonymous asked: Hi, can I borrow a feeling?
does anyone have knowledge about cars?
i have a suburu forester 2001 and i am wanting to get a new stereo that has ipod connectivity. is this a good choice? also can i install it myself? ahhhh i wish i had a moto-boyfriend who wears dickies and a redbull cap 24/7
badupyourbetterness:
Well this week has been a rollercoaster. I’ll be glad to see the end of it. Off to Melbourne with my family tomorrow morning for the weekend, visiting my brother who lives there. Can’t wait to get away to my favourite city in Australia and continue to dream of myself living there next next year. Figured out today, something which we all know is true, but you really need to...
jocksrule replied to your photo: can blog (know how)
*qualifying herself and her abilities after receiving a rude anon.
100% am doing this because if i can’t write i have no other talent to fall back on except for blowjobs but literally every girl thinks she can give a good blow job much like the way every guy thinks he can make a girl come by rubbing the outside of her undies roughly
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i tweet
@emmaels
all i do is hashtag qanda and try to get on tv
but still
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side note on my side note
legit going to reference that anonymous message in next week’s blog which is about cyber bullying………………….. lol the beast lives (writes) on!
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serious side note though,
i couldn’t imagine how much of a terrible human being you’d have to be to type up an intentionally awful tirade to a person you probably don’t know at all, with the sole purpose of making them feel unhappy and send it without even having the integrity to sign your name to it…………
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Anonymous asked: It's amusing how you never cease to be stupidly ostentatious. Your writing is terrible, full stop. How do you ever expect someone to actually pay you for writing such inane drivel? I regrettably read both of your writing pieces and my brain punished me for both the relentlessly unimaginative prose and the dim-witted "opinions". Stop embarrassing society, grow your armpit hair, we...
Wk 7 - Girl, Boy, Birl, Goy... →
read my uni blog on gender here and feel free to comment!
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“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her...”
i wish someone would pay me to write
i’m sick of pouring beers!
Anonymous asked: i think you need to widen your tumblr horizons, there are plenty of beautiful tattooed (and otherwise) ladies who dont conform to social norms, who post beautiful photos regularly ^_^
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it’s ironic how women who challenge the stereotype of a madonna body by getting tattoos - that is, ‘a female’s body should never be tainted by scars, hair, unseemly lumps and bumps, bruises etc’ - seem to be as constrained as ever (at least on tumblr) by the body that should exist beneath the tattoos - that is, big boobs, smooth and blemish free skin, flat stomach, nipples...
cosmo tip #216
expertcosmotips:
for a fun kooky april fools prank give him hepatitis c
